baptisms:

please direct me to the sherlock/ace ventura crossover immediately

I’m fuckin dying because I wrote one a year ago :’D (probably a piece of shit)

astrolatry:

beatle-wholigan-cow:

petetownscrooge:

queenestelle:

love-tastes-like-lemon-juice:

nicki-minaj-jimmy-page-fanfic:

jacobnate:

ohsonglion:

omg Barbie you left the seat up

JESUS BARBIE.

Having shelves over your bathtub is a hazard! You could sit up and hit your head off them! 

Seriously Barbie, what was you thinking?

It’s so dangerous to leave knives on the floor, Barbie! You should get them out of harm’s way before you cut your toes. :/

BARBIE!!! That mirror isn’t even properly held to the wall, you don’t want 7 years of bad luck if it breaks, do you??

hey… i didnt notice… HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

You don’t have any curtains, Barbie!!

what if one of the neighbours sees you naked??!?!

And you can’t keep fish in a fishbowl just like that! It’s too small, the fish need water and oxygen exchange - that’s animal torture!

omg Barbie pink and brown really

you are supposed to be a fashion icon 

Barbie, you should keep that medicine in a locked cabinet, a child could take it and DIE

Barbie, at least you keep your toilet water blue

is no one going to acknowledge that shes preparing food in her bathroom

cyberbullys:

tyleroakley:

First day at my new job!

I’m deleting

I’m going to set fire to my laptop

babyferaligator:

gastroclon:

babyferaligator:

what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?

pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Pigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.

NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT

sugarelixir:

I just wanted to thank the whole Tumblr community for being absolutely great and while we do have our ups and downs, I still appreciate the enthusiasm and support that has lightened up my days!  I’ve been seeing many giveaways recently and I thought I would just provide more chances.  

I can’t provide all that much but I still want to give a chance!  

FIRST PLACE WINNER WILL RECEIVE: 

• 2 3DS games of their choice!  Can be released already or pre-ordered!
• A $25 gift card to any site they desire (Amazon, Thinkgeek, etc.)

SECOND PLACE WINNER WILL RECEIVE:

• 1 3DS game of their choice!  
• A $25 gift card to any site they desire!  

 

THE RULES:

• You can reblog and like!  Though please only reblog once since Tumblr only counts it as once!
• Do not use a giveaway blog to reblog this.  I will be checking.
• There will be two winners decided through a number randomiser.  
• It is NOT necessary to follow me!  
• This is an international giveaway!  I will be buying the games from your closest Amazon store to make sure it is with your region.  
• The giveaway deadline is at the 1st of July, 2013!  
  
• Please make sure your inbox is open and be willing to give an address.  If you don’t reply within 48 hours, the prize will go to someone else.  

If you have anymore questions, send an ask to my inbox!  Thank you and good luck!  

midnfang:

clementine-everett:

midnfang:

what team 

both teams *puts my arm around yo girl and walks away*

hedgepuffductions:

there’s never enough transparent flower crowns so i made a few

please make cute things with them (◕‿◕✿)

alice-the-alien:

“Konnichiwa Clarice-chan.”

lev-gleb:

Reese, i’m sorry, but your husband has been asleep for eight days straight, I think he might be dead.